----MASTER----
1)  Take notes on the book directly
2)  Edit the text (recipe modification)
3)  Add pictures
4)  Speed reading software functionality
5)  Ability to prop-it up and suction cup (suction it to the wall in the tub or in the kitchen for easy reading)
6)  Small projector screen (also entertaining for the kids, shadow puppets)
7)  Setting up goals and tracking and sharing
8)  Changeable themes on the interface
9)  Faceplates for personalization
10) Waterproof case
11) Child-proof case (more durable)
12) Fingerprint login (different preferences)
13) Journal entries
14) Touchscreen reading
15) Bookmarks (creating indexable links to certain pages (recipes))
16) Voice activated (especially w/ suction cups)
17) Read books aloud (again, tub)
18) Highly advanced human-like text-to-speech engine
19) Dock-able units
20) Do everything on the unit; no need for a computer
21) Book club: keep track, share w/ friends.
22) Ability to play music (ambient music)
23) Variable type-face
24) Backlit screen
25) Children's book w/ character voices
26) Parental control
27) Zoom (pictures)
28) Wireless printing (printing out recipe cards)
29) Definition lookup
30) Mirror mode for make-up
31) Calorie counter (weight-watchers)
32) Getting groceries online (amazon grocery)
33) Instructional recipe mode
34) Visual collections + Cover Flow (even project using the integrate projector to show off)
35) Compact
36) Lightweight
37) Camera mode ("Does your mom have a camera?")
38) Buy the physical book and you get a digital copy (on your receipt)
39) Collaborative book reading
40) Have the reader have a list of books/papers about the kids that are at their age
41) Have it device easy to clean.
42) 1 finger 1 page, 2 finger 5 pages, 3 finger 10 pages
43) Gestures to enable text-input
44) Dishwasher safe
45) Semi-flexible material
46) Lightweight
47) Small enough to fit in a purse
48) Heat-resistant (hot food doesn't spoil the screen)
49) Magnet on the back to attach to a fridge
50) Drag + drop shopping cart

----JOKES----
1)  Driving tips ("Stop putting on make up!!!")
2)  Map for outside of the kitchen
3)  A taser
4)  Vacuum attachment
5)  Transforms into Roomba while reading to you
6)  Collects dust itself automatically (use the dust from cleaning room)